What If Cocktails Could Determine Your Personality?

I have an obsession with personality analysis. I have dedicated countless hours to reading books about the enneagram and Myers-Briggs and taking personality tests, administering them to my friends, and discussing them ad nauseum. I used to muse about whether a person’s preferred style of cooking eggs might be a personality indicator of some sort. Do people who like scrambled eggs have a fundamentally different personality from those who like them fried? Do INTP’s favor omelets over scrambles?

What personality is this cocktail?

What personality is this cocktail? Photo by

Emily Vikre

It’s therefore unsurprising when I was asked to talk about what drink I drink at home, I instantly wondered if that choice is a reflection of personality as well? It feels like it ought to be. Or, if not personality, at least a reflection of some fundamental aspect of your tastes, preferences, and/or habits. The thing that is your go-to drink seems bound to be something that you really love. Unless it’s just something really simple—or, maybe, you don’t even have a the thing because you like to switch it up. But those options say something about you, too, right? So, what do you reach for when you want a drink at the end of the day?

I think because I’m a “beverage professional” people assume I drink interesting things at home. I don’t. In spite of making craft spirits and cocktails for my work, I don’t drink much at home. My go-to drink after work is as likely to be soda water with lime as it is anything else. I don’t say this to come across as particularly virtuous. I’m not. But, I do really like fizzy water. (Bubbly personality? No, no, that doesn’t fit.)

As much as I love great wine and beer, we rarely have them around the house. That would require going to a store and buying them—and I don’t often make that effort. Thus, we learn I may be a bit lazy. Or, more accurately, I hate any kind of shopping. Bottles of spirits last longer, so when I do buy them, at least they’re around for awhile. So, if I’m going to have a drink, it will probably be spirituous.

Emily's DIY Sweet Vermouth

Emily’s DIY Sweet Vermouth by fiveandspice

Because of this, here are the things I almost always have on hand:

  • Vermouth (I don’t buy wine, but I somehow find myself collecting vermouth. Perhaps this means my personality is more complex than it appears at first? Or I am internally inconsistent?)

  • Campari (because I LOVE Campari)

  • Gin and whiskey (because, well, we make gin and whiskey, amongst other things)

  • Bitters (a big bottle of Angostura bitters is an important thing to have and lasts a long time)

What’s great about this lineup of things is with it, I have a variety of different options if I decide I want a cocktail after work.

An Americano in Paris

An Americano in Paris

by fiveandspice

Perfect Manhattan

Perfect Manhattan

by Food52

The Negroni

The Negroni

by Erika Kotite


Boulevardier by Erik Lombardo

With whiskey, vermouth, and bitters I can make a Manhattan. If I add Campari instead of bitters, I can make a Boulevardier. With gin, Campari, and vermouth I get a Negroni. And for something lighter, I can have Campari plus vermouth topped with soda (that’s an Americano), or a simple Campari and soda. Then again, when it comes down to it, I may just have a splash of Scotch, neat—plus dark chocolate. Drinks are entirely negotiable, but chocolate never is.

So, there you go. I’m an INFJ, an enneatype 6, I like my eggs over easy, and if I go to pour myself a drink at the end of the day, I guess it’s more likely to be a whole system than a particular drink. Who are you?

Fiveandspice, a.k.a. Emily Vikre, is a writer, self-described “food policy wonk,” and co-founder of Vikre Distillery. She lives in Duluth, Minnesota. You can read more of her writing here.

What does your favorite drink say about you? Tell us in the comments below!

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